Bad jokes

excossack · Post by **excossack** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:59 pm

2 gold fish in a tank, one says I'll man the guns, you drive

what do you call a fly with no wings,

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a walk....

Hoodoo · Post by **Hoodoo** » Sat May 01, 2010 1:33 pm

I rather like those!

Regards,

excossack · Post by **excossack** » Sat May 01, 2010 5:33 pm

anyone else got some bad jokes they want to share?

baxter · Post by **baxter** » Sun May 02, 2010 9:17 am

Hear about the man who got a window wiper for his Lada... Ok enough of that.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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No idea.

Lucky Eight · Post by **Lucky Eight** » Sun May 02, 2010 10:09 am

Oh dear!

excossack · Post by **excossack** » Sun May 02, 2010 4:49 pm

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs??

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vlad · Post by **vlad** » Sun May 02, 2010 5:43 pm

This ones a bit borderline so please delete if it's gone too far.

What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs and no penis?
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still no f*****g idea

Avtovaz · Post by **Avtovaz** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:50 pm

how rude can we go?

baxter · Post by **baxter** » Mon May 03, 2010 4:32 am

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no penis, and no ears?

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Anything you like. It can't hear you.

vlad · Post by **vlad** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:59 pm

What do you call fish with no eyes?
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fsh

Hoodoo · Post by **Hoodoo** » Tue May 04, 2010 5:54 pm

Two hippos in a river. One says to the other, "Today's Thursday."
Regards,

Lucky Eight · Post by **Lucky Eight** » Wed May 05, 2010 7:06 am

Is it financially feasible to clone a deer?

No, the outcome is too dear.

Lada & Korean Parts · Post by **Lada & Korean Parts** » Wed May 05, 2010 7:23 am

one for the kiwis

what you call 10 maoris in a line..........punga fence.....

Lada & Korean Parts · Post by **Lada & Korean Parts** » Wed May 05, 2010 11:26 pm

maoris in a river....black current

Lucky Eight · Post by **Lucky Eight** » Thu May 06, 2010 4:04 am

Why do farmers love deer?

Because many of them are reindeer.