Got me a dog :)

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:12 pm

Dogs make great pets

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:22 pm

Has it got a nose.................
OMG, this sounds familiar

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:39 pm

how does it smell

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:58 pm

Nice one Simon. very much maligned and mis-understood, the rottweiler/ Like any dog, you can train it to be agressive or passive if you choose.
Good security though, many may think twice about jumping into your garden to rob your garage with a rotty in attendance.

GadgetBoy · Post by **GadgetBoy** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:07 pm

You have a problem Simon.

Rotties hate accordians.

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:10 pm

Only 'cos their paws are too big to effectively hit the keys. More suited to bagpipes methinks

teflon · Post by **teflon** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:04 am

Does 'wookie' mean half wolfhound, half bearded collie?

GadgetBoy · Post by **GadgetBoy** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:08 am

Half Airedale half Lab.

GadgetBoy · Post by **GadgetBoy** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:11 am

Well we think that's what he is. His mother was definitely Airedale but his father was ...... black. This much we know.

Trouble is he's twice the size of an Airedale and he'd make Simon's Rottie look svelte.

He's as tall as a standard office desk. That's shoulder height not head height.

teflon · Post by **teflon** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:25 am

Bit of a lump then.

Hoodoo · Post by **Hoodoo** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:15 pm

That is DEFINITELY a dog that wants to play!!

Regards,

Lucky Eight · Post by **Lucky Eight** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:30 am

My favourite breed of dog is the Dobermann. Loyal, affectionate and even tempered. "Sascha", my beautiful red Dobe, lived a full life and passed away peacefully at the age of 13. The life-span for large breeds of dogs is unfortunately limited. 10-12 years is the norm.

avin · Post by **avin** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:11 pm

Gadgetboy, my wife has fallen in love with your dog, she says please can you send him over as she wants him !!!, she said she is willing to be reasonable about this and will pay the postage, LOL.
She also said he can sleep on the settee.

GadgetBoy · Post by **GadgetBoy** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:29 pm

Do you have several acres of livestock? That's what you'll need to feed him!

excossack · Post by **excossack** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:30 pm

Have you not trained him to eat Suzuki SJ's for dinner?