Desperate Final Plea for a Niva

A Lewis · Post by **A Lewis** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:40 am

Right guys and girls

Now look here you lot, I know times are hard, I know you aren't charity cases, but I am simply a mere Lada Niva fan looking to buy his first of what he hopes are many Nivas

Now we all share the same interest dont we? Are we not all part of the Lada Community?

I really want a Niva, I mean more than I want to make love to Angelina Jolie or that bird from the M&S adverts

Someone, somewhere has a Niva they could sell me for a reasonable price, perhaps a project they cant finish... perhaps a car they cant justify keeping anymore....perhaps a new Niva forces a reluctant sale.

Guys and girls I appeal to you now , please has anyone got a Niva I could have , cash waiting, but I just need someone to give me a break and help out a fellow Lada community member.

Maybe there is something I can do in return, maybe you need a field ploughed, or a labourer for the weekend, maybe you need your house re-decorated, hell if it helps keep the price reasonable and i can do something to help I will do it.

Please dont let me have to drive my Nissan Primera for the next two years, i need the enjoyment of a Niva to break the monotomy.

Hey if you can read this and allow me to drive a Nissan Primera you must be heartless and cold and really rather inhumain. Shame on you!

Come on, help a member of YOUR community in time of need and let your LADA go to a very good home. I will kiss it and hug it before i go to bed at night. My fete dear members is in your hands. Don't expect something for nothing people, i do have cash, but I need to keep it all fairly cheap, and I believe what goes round comes round. I will sell my body if i have to and believe me no-one wants that - theyd pay me to keep my clothes on. Save my community from me and donate a LADA lol!

Cheers
Adam

eosullivan · Post by **eosullivan** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:03 pm

Have you been drinking a lot of ALCOHOL

.Eugene

andrewblackburn · Post by **andrewblackburn** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:10 pm

or smoking a funny fag !!

vlad · Post by **vlad** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:02 pm

Just typed the word 'lada' in on ebay and found 5...

I'm now off for a rest

A Lewis · Post by **A Lewis** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:48 pm

bahhhh

I thought tugging at your heart strings would work.

No wonder I turned to drink, funny fags and god knows what when I have to drive a Nissan Primera all day. You all are responsible for that.

Here was me thinkin' that the good folk of lada.co.uk would come to my aid but instead they mock and points me in the merciless direction of ebay, where many a rust bucket is offered at silly prices and the price is hiked up by the sellers best mate putting in a fake bid to raise the price even further.

Well now I know where the land lies ill crawl back beneath the stone i came from, to think, woe is me, that the lada forum would raleigh to my plight

bah humbug to the lot of you

One day ill have a Niva, Ill pass you and you will all salivate at it, begging me to winch you out of a puddle or to let you have it when i sell it on.

Joking aside id rather buy a Niva from a member on here than be left to the ebay route where you cant guarantee the integrity of the seller.

Come on folks cash waiting, i want a Niva for xmas maybe you need the cash...

GadgetBoy · Post by **GadgetBoy** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:55 pm

I fear you are overlooking a fatal flaw in your plan ...... we all want to keep our Ladas.

Have patience grasshopper.

A Lewis · Post by **A Lewis** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:58 pm

Patience? ....patience? ....come on ive been waiting 24 hours atleast....

Nah i did put up a wanted ad sometime ago on the forum with little / no takers.

I want a Niva now and if i dont get one im throwing me teddy out the pram.... dont you grasshopper me mush!

You dont know how hard it is...

crb247 · Post by **crb247** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:34 am

you could always get......

Drum roll please. rat a tat a tat

*Cymbals crash together*

jiffyman · Post by **jiffyman** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:58 am

That bloody thing has had more owners than I have had Nivas..... (not to rub it in!!!)

I am in the throws of splitting up with my girlfriend, and have a Niva that I 'nearly' considered getting rid of a month or so back.......

THEN, I woke up, saw sense...........

sorry

Ned · Post by **Ned** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:49 pm

theres three of them on ebay right now sub 500 pounds

http://motors.shop.ebay.co.uk/Lada-/116 ... =9801,9800

A Lewis · Post by **A Lewis** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:14 pm

Hi Ned

I hear what you are saying, but I dont like any of them

I want a simple unmollested later model without any major mechanical faults.

I realise a good one in good mechanical nick will cost a bit extra. Im willing to pay that, I can do paintwork, and bodywork im not so hot on mechanics.

Would prefer to buy from a member here than off ebay, for obvious reasons

Cheers

meter rat · Post by **meter rat** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:26 pm

You have a PM

crb247 · Post by **crb247** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:22 am

Not to be off topic but this one looks familiar. white samara

A Lewis · Post by **A Lewis** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:53 pm

hoverfrog wrote:I have 4 Nivas, 2 of which I will eventually part with to good homes...
Not sure yet which 2, but then!

You might have to take a trip to Limousin to pick one up, however if you can do bodywork and paint then I'll swap that for some mechanics

Hiya Hoverfrog,

Who knows, maybe we can help each other out!