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by Geoff Stainer
Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:44 am
Forum: General Interest
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 2
Views: 6673

Just thought I'd help keep The Real Nivaman's ball rolling.
by Geoff Stainer
Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:43 am
Forum: General Interest
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 2
Views: 6673

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Stuart sitting at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking h...
by Geoff Stainer
Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:59 am
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: Niva wanted prefer carb.
Replies: 0
Views: 3434

Pandamonium.

Did you get those light units okay?
by Geoff Stainer
Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:02 pm
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: 1600 SLX for sale
Replies: 18
Views: 22005

[quote Hoodoo] The use of the word Riva was to indicate a rear wheel drive car.

Fair enough. Been clearer though if you had said "saloon."
by Geoff Stainer
Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:30 pm
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: 1600 SLX for sale
Replies: 18
Views: 22005

The 1600 with twin headlights was not a Riva.

The Riva wasn't introduced until 1983 on a Y plate. It was initially available only as a 1300 and was fitted with a cam belt instead of a chain.

With the exception of any with personalised number plates, there were no T reg Rivas
by Geoff Stainer
Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:03 am
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: 1600 SLX for sale
Replies: 18
Views: 22005

How can it be a T reg?

When index plates were letters, numbers, letter, (viz ABC 123 D), the first Rivas, (the 1300), didn't appear until the Y reg and when plates ran letter, numbers, letters, (viz A 123 BCD), the last Ladas were in the R reg period. In addition, the 1.6 SLX finished before that.
by Geoff Stainer
Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:28 am
Forum: General Interest
Topic: Technical Information Required, (But Not Lada Related)
Replies: 1
Views: 3635

Technical Information Required, (But Not Lada Related)

Good afternoon All. As you all know, I am now Lada-less :cry: but knowing what a great bunch you are and how knowledgeable you are, I hope you won't mind me asking a technical question. Both my Volvo and Toyota are fitted with a tow bar and single socket, but having recently acquired a caravan, I am...
by Geoff Stainer
Thu May 29, 2008 10:02 pm
Forum: General Interest
Topic: How to kill a Niva engine
Replies: 6
Views: 8545

What a TW*T!!!!

(A vowel should go where the asterix is and it isn't an 'I')
by Geoff Stainer
Sun May 04, 2008 10:33 pm
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: I Have Another Police Car For Sale.
Replies: 11
Views: 15463

It's looking bl**dy good!!! She hasn't looked as good as that for a long time; the body shop have done a great job. Makes me wish I hadn't sold her, but I sincerely hope Torsten has as much fun with her as I did, both at shows and events and on the road. :D Kev, have you done something to the roof l...
by Geoff Stainer
Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:48 pm
Forum: General Interest
Topic: Don’t buy a FIAT and if you do their Gorilla might get you.
Replies: 13
Views: 14214

Agreed.

They don't have mechanics anymore, just fitters.

Mechanics repair things, fitters just fit new parts.
by Geoff Stainer
Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:58 pm
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: I Have Another Police Car For Sale.
Replies: 11
Views: 15463

That looks like Chinese to me!

A row of grinning ones.
by Geoff Stainer
Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:27 pm
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: I Have Another Police Car For Sale.
Replies: 11
Views: 15463

Okay, I tried to be clever and used an online translator. According to that, what I said was "My apologies. I would say £50 plus p+p."

The same translator also said that Martin said "How much will it cost?"

For clarity, let's stick to sensible normal language, i.e. English or German only please.
by Geoff Stainer
Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:07 pm
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: I Have Another Police Car For Sale.
Replies: 11
Views: 15463

Мои извинения, я бы сказал. £ 50 плюс р + р
by Geoff Stainer
Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:28 am
Forum: Car Sales
Topic: I Have Another Police Car For Sale.
Replies: 11
Views: 15463

I Have Another Police Car For Sale.

Okay, I know this really shouldn't be in the Car Sales section, but now I've got your attention........ Radio Controlled Lada 110 police car with working lights. In new condition complete with controller, rechargable battery and charger for the car and spare battery for the remote. Made in Russia an...
by Geoff Stainer
Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:38 pm
Forum: General Interest
Topic: A Little Bit Of Bad News
Replies: 26
Views: 26134

Yes, I am defending the old 240 LOL I can't fault it. But I love Ladas, until last year I have always had one, but now I am Lada-less for the first time in thirty years. Broke my heart when my Lada police car went. (The things we do for women eh?) The last three wanted me to get rid of my Ladas, but...